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Cassandra: Consider your menstrual cycle a monthly blood sacrifice to Satan.
Little: Cramps + annoying people = stay far away from me.
Madi: Getting your teeth knocked out > losing a leg > running over your pet > a bee sting in your eye > death by stoning > cramps.
Sara: Not sure if I’m happy, excited, sad, upset, confused, angry or all of the above.
Jamie: I really want some brownies.
GirlOnFire: Approach with extreme caution. It's that time of the month! #cramps
Guy: Plan your wedding around her menstrual cycle because white dresses stain easily.
Hope: When you’re on your menstrual cycle you’re entitled to a week’s supply of bitchy tweets.
Tylah: I legitimately feel like there’s a knife swimming inside my ovaries.
Forever Fabulous: Cramps and a toothache. This is just wrong on so many levels!
Meghann: Who ever had the genius idea to put chocolate, pretzels, pb, caramel and peanuts in one, I think you.
Mica: Eatin’ Smarties. So much for my diet.
Alexis: It’s been 3 minutes since my man hasn’t texted back…we’re breaking up.
Cherie: Smart men don’t down play the pain of menstrual cramps or tell women it isn’t that bad. Smart men know when to shut up and go away!
Kitty: Giving birth to a demon child is probably the best way to describe period cramps.
Shady: I have a papercut on my fingertip that’s the worst pain ever so I don’t wanna hear any more complaining about cramps, ladies.
Marylinjoyce: I wish girls would understand no one wants to know about your cramps or your period, stop tweeting about it!
Jill: I think since girls have cramps that are so bad, we should get flat stomachs and abs as a reward for surviving the week.
Famale Pains: I really feel like I’m being stabbed repeatedly…go away cramps. #femalepains
Erin: So God didn’t think a period was enough? You gotta have cramps, cravings, and mood swings too? Sheesh.
Chi: I don’t get cramps usually, but when I do, it’s like H-E-L-L
Krista: Why hormones, whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Gabriela: Got my chick flicks, now all I need is a tub of ice cream.
Darb: It’s a beautiful, beautiful fall day and all I wanna do is sit inside and be a grump.
Stoya: The only things I have to say today involve whining and graphic descriptions of my menstrual cramps.
TBH: Why must I share my period problems with Twitter?
Marisa: Chocolate doesn’t talk back. Chocolate listens. Chocolate understands.
Jamie: Didn’t I just have my period? I’m pretty sure that I JUST had my period!
Teddie: My life is like a game of hungry hungry hippo. Give me food and I will eat it.
Cassie: Why is mama’s song by Carrie Underwood making me tear up?
Georgia: Cried in front of the boy I like today for absolutely no reason!
Delaney: I am the demon from the deep dark pits of PMS hell today.
Jamie: Men will never understand the agony of childbirth, menstrual cramps or taking off glitter nail polish.
Sandy: My uterus is throwing a temper tantrum.
Emily: Instead of going to the gym, I’m making brownies. Haha.
Spooky: You get cramps when little ghosts pinch your insides.
High school cheer: Cramps + practice = Shoot Me Please.
Adrean: When I’m PMSing, that’s your cue to leave me alone.
Andy: Women who complain about how awful menstrual cramps are have clearly never had to clean peanut butter out of a mustache.
Claire: Today is just one of those I hate people days.
Sarah: I just don’t trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die.
Brunette: Menopause, menstrual cramps, mental illness, mental breakdowns. Ever notice all these problems begin with men?
Stephanie: I h8 being a girl.
Haywood: Your period is that friend who you are sometimes way too relieved to see but then with would leave after like 10 mins.
Alexandra: I dropped an egg on the ground and cried.
Sanisha: It’s that time of the month when I’m super cranky and pissy for no reason like now and need some Starbucks coffee to calm me down.
Madison: I have bad cramps. Why me?
Anita: When your iPhone reminds you that it’s coming in 7 days…
Ary: No one wants to know if you are on your period or how bad your cramps are pls take that to your diary & remove it from twitter. Thankz
Elise: The fact that I have to start working in 5 minutes when I have cramps — lets just be lucky no one gets murdered.
Meredith: Literally just started crying because my pen ran out of ink. #hormonal
Miriam: The disadvantage of living with four other girls. My menstrual cycle is all over the place.
Alexis: I feel like killing everyone…and then petting furry kittens.
Chloe: Every little thing just annoys me at the moment, and then it pisses me off that I’m pissed off for no reason!
Brittany: OMG Why am I getting cramps on my three day weekend
Shannon: My period’s coming, this I know. For the stomach cramps tell me so.
Edd dog: Who Wants to be a Millionaire final question: Would you (A) Keep the same menstrual cycle u always had… or (B) Have all ur periods at once?
Lindsey: Girls can do anything guys can do…With cramps.
Megan: A Heating pad on cramps is such a beautiful thing. #girlproblems
Jordan: I kinda want to cry, scream, punch you in the face, and kiss you.
Julissa: Oh my cramps!!! I feel like I’m giving birth to triplets.
Breanna: Hey here’s some Midol, these cramps are crazy! But here’s the bright side, it’s not a baby!
Whitney: I just realized that you can totally see where I am in my menstrual cycle by how my timeline reads.
Anna: All I want is food.
Patricia: I’m just craving everything!!!!
Tylie: It’s really uncomfortable that every time I laugh, cough, sneeze or breathe heavily, I feel that disturbing trickle.
Mildred: I’m so hungry.
Kristina: I really hope I’m not OTR while we’re on a 13 hour road trip. He needs a Bible if I am.
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